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Have you always prided yourself on being a law-abiding UK citizen? I hate to tell you this but I’m afraid this may not still be the case once you’re done reading this article. With lockdown back and in full swing, we thought we would lighten the mood with a brief look at the weird and wonderful laws we’re expected to abide by. But a brief word of warning: the chances are you’ve broken at least one of these weird UK laws in your lifetime.
Below, we have comprised a list of the 10 weirdest laws in the UK. If you have any questions around a legal matter and need support from a solicitor, please don’t hesitate to visit our contact us page or call our solicitors in Brighton directly on 020 3007 5500.
10. It’s illegal to be drunk in a pub
One weird UK law which may come as a big shock to many is the fact you’re not actually allowed to be drunk in a pub. According to the Metropolitan Act of 1839, it’s against the law for the “keeper of a public house to permit drunkenness on-premises”. Under the Licensing Act 2003, it’s also illegal to serve acholic beverages to patrons who are already intoxicated or purchase alcohol on behalf of someone who is already drunk.
So, if you leave the house and drink over three to four pints, you might be facing a £200 fine.
9. It’s illegal to carry a plank of wood along a pavement
Another weird UK law introduced states that it’s illegal to walk along a pavement while carrying a plank of wood. Introduced in the medieval times through the Metropolitan Police Act, this law thankfully provides some exceptions. It’s okay to carry a plank of wood provided that you are loading it onto a vehicle or offloading it.
Introduced to prevent overloaded carts leaving planks of wood all over the pavement and creating hazards for pedestrians, be sure not to fall foul of this law.
7. It’s an offence to handle a salmon and look at all suspicious
Definitely, a worthy contender on this list of the weirdest UK laws is handling a salmon suspiciously. More amazingly, this law even has its own act as section 32 of the Salmon Act 1986 that covers the suspicious handling of the fish.
However, although this law may sound a bit fishy, it does make more sense when understanding the context of the law coming into play. The Salmon Act 1986 was aimed at people selling fish through illegal means, rather than people hanging around dark alleyways clutching a salmon.
If fishing isn’t your thing, you may instead want to familiarise yourself with sub-section 3 of section 54 in the Metropolitan Police Act 1839. This section covers any ‘mischief, misbehaviour and negligence’ in driving a herd of cattle through town.
6. UK law states it’s illegal to linger after a funeral
Perhaps the saddest weird UK law is the fact you’re not allowed to linger after a funeral.
Even more sadly, it’s a law that has also been enforced. In 2015, Frank Blades wasn’t in any rush to leave the graveside of his wife. Frank stayed for an extra 20 minutes after the funeral and was punished by receiving a £160 fine. The fine was originally put in place to allow gravediggers to carry out their work.
5. Illegal to pay with your phone at a drive-through whilst your car is still running
This law dates back to the mobile phone laws from 2003 that outline when it’s illegal to touch a phone or a handset while driving. So, if you’re handling your phone while the engine is running, you’re technically using your phone while operating a car.
Scarily, the punishments for paying using your phone with the engine running at a drive-through are severe.
Pulling up to the window at your local McDonald’s and paying with your smartphone with the engine on can get you slapped with a £200 fine and six penalty points if spotted by police. In circumstances where your driving is particularly careless at a drive-through as a result of using your phone, you may have a court case and £1,000 fine on your hands.
Furthermore, if you only recently passed your practical driving test in the past two years, you face a ban from driving.
4. It’s against the law to jump the queue at a tube station
While queuing has become something of a national hobby and jumping a queue will certainly earn you a raft of tuts and death stares, it’s actually illegal to do this in a tube station.
This by-law says you must join the rear of a queue if directed to by an authorised person or sign. Furthermore, it’s also illegal to gamble or ‘sing to the annoyance of any person’ on the tube!
3. It’s an act of treason to put a British stamp on upside down
This is one of the weirdest UK laws, but mostly because of its punishment. Sticking a stamp upside down in absolute defiance on an envelope is considered an attempt to dispose of the monarch in the Treason Felony Act of 1848.
Because this is still considered an act of treason, you could technically be sentenced to imprisonment. Thankfully, the part of the law that previously stated you would be ‘transported beyond the seas for the term of your natural life’ has been repealed.
We’ll leave this law to you to test at your own risk.
2. Weird UK law preventing you from sliding on ice or snow in London
Making or using a slide “upon ice or snow in any street or other thoroughfare” is banned if it creates “common danger” to your fellow Londoners, according to The Metropolitan Police Act of 1989.
Any person guilty of such an offence could be liable to receive a fine of up to £500.
If the thought of making a slide on ice is too extreme for you, we’re sorry to inform you that even more mundane activities like flying a kite, or ‘playing any game to the annoyance of the inhabitants’ are also prohibited.
1. Sounding your horn through anger
Sounding a horn aggressively because you are annoyed or frustrated could land you with a fine of £50, with the possibility of it rising to £1,000 if you were to go to court, contest it and lose.
You may still face this fine, even if a pedestrian or driver acts dangerously or is at fault in some way. It’s also against the law to sound a horn whilst the vehicle is stationary or while in a built-up area between 11.30 pm and 7.00 am.
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this is really stupid
bro it says that its against the law to sound your horn because of anger. OMGG WTF BRO
pahaha some weird laws LMFAO
shut up
how about you shut up
no
Ok mate, there was no need for that.
Here a law breaker for ya! Did you know that it’s against the law in the uk, that if you knocked on a person’s door and asked for a glass of water, especially on a very hot day, and they refused and told you to piss off! They could be fined, if you reported them!
In Scotland it’s against the law to refuse somebody the toilet if they come knocking on your door.
Its actually illigeal to eat a mince pie on christmas day wtf
Bruh
How do you know if someone’s honks the horn with feelings of anger, Happiness, sadness, scared, waving to a friend…
I find this silliness. Honk Honk!
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There should be a law against idiots who continually use ‘bro, fam, beef, feds, dis’ and any of the other illiterate murmurings used because they are not intelligent enough to speak the Kings English.
I’m a sigma for breaking 1 of these
hi
Heeeeeloooooooooooooo
i nutted in the toaster
hi
Shut up
I know
UK Shall Transform itself into Democratic-republic federation and give every citizen same rights to gender as it always should be and give every citizen a gun to defend their own country
THIS’LL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AGREE 100% with this comment.
Did you know, they on YOUr property (ONL:Y) YOUR laws apply, NOT thier “acts”? You will NEVER be told this, and no solicitor will ever tell you it is correct, but it IS. Castle Doctrine. As ONLY SOVEREIGNS, had castles, and an Englishman’s home is his castle.
Likewise, although a monkey, pretending to be a “district judge” (as they ALL are) can give a possession order, NO ONE can enter your home WITHOUT your permission (not even the “king” so how can a judge (monkey) give what he doesn’t have the power to do? ALL they can do LAWFULLY, is lay siege to your house, thus is you have groceries delivered, and never leave, they can NEVER enter!
I dont think you should give everyone guns dont you know how bad it is in America?
The using a phone in a car on PRIVATE land is wrong. I frequently drive on PRIVATE land whilst pissed as a fart. Plod can’t do ANYTHING about it. Got stopped once, on a private road in South Wales. They thought they had me until I told them it was a private road. They then tried to do me for wasting police time. FFS Gwent police are just DUMB.
true
i know
SCOTTISH REBELLION!
Delete my comment?
i did all these just for the sake
ENGLISH REBELLION!
For Moira!
Omg I broke the law of knock knock rum it’s a game where u knock and run ???????
Yeah my big bro does it
Yeah my lil bro does it
I cannot believe this s..t in a supposedly evolving country and world, and to read that someone grieiving for their wife was fined for staying longer after her funeral, well, not only are many laws rubbish, shame on the individual who actually caused the man to be fined. There is so much stupidity, discrimination and conflict within British law.
ratioooooooooooooooooooooooo
XD lol
the plank of wood had me LMAO
Wow its against the law to get drunk in a pub wtf what’s the whole point in that I can’t understand that one unless they just mean people who are nasty when there drunk I get drunk in a pub alot but I never go nasty on the drink I can handle my drink well
ur deffo an alchoholic (ur not wrong tho)
the plank of wood had me CRYING
language
I played ding dong ditch when I was little and still do once I got caught when I was nine and the owner screamed at me. She told me if I don’t get off her property in 5 seconds she will call the police, sadly, my friend ran away before the women came out so I was all alone but then I ran when she said that. Then I never went near her house again. I’m surprised it was against the law, I’m glad she didn’t call the police or I would be dead meat if they charged my mum a £500 fine
Yeah I used to play knock a door run with my friends and once on my street one of my friends did it to someone I knew on my street. She did it twice. The first time we both ran across the road and I told her not to do it again because I could get in trouble but she did it again anyway. She was a b*tch who didn’t listen to anything and I’m not friends with her now.
legality != morality. Get rid of them all…
this is bad
i think it is very good
This is on the line
I was Learning about laws and crimes in school and my teacher sent this as homework. It is crazy to think that this only 10 meaning there is more.This is ridiculous.
Omg my mu. Broke the law in anger honking the horn
I wonder why you felt the need to do that and why you did not bother to consider how it might upset or annoy others – it’s not all about you. Shame you didn’t get caught and prosecuted
Karen 🙂
no
Shut up
From the frying wok and into the fire
this is daft
I love these old forgotten laws
I hate these old forgotten laws
why you like it
So wierd. My friend did knock knock ginger once. He got in huge trouble LOL
PLS A PLANK OF WOOD AHAHAHA
HAHAH A PLANK OF WOOD
Well it’s a good thing I’ve never been drunk at a pub( nervously tugs on collar)
ill erp for u UwU… dont worry pookie ur not a badddd boy :(((((
does it count if i drag the plank of wood- technically its not carrying so… ?? (don’t arrest me please)
This is soo funny! all u lot r getting so wound up 2…
chill
Hello
Shut up Anonymous
shut up
No, just chill!
Yeah Chill!
Now u shut up new anonymous this is r fight
Copycat with the name
EVERYONE, I AM THE BEST
well ur not, cuz i am..
DING DONG
There’s nothing like blowing your own trumpet, is there!
Everyone is sssssooooo stressed nowadays
looking through comments
“shut up”
“how about you shut up”
haah!!!
Hello Chill guys
u just mind ur own busnes
u idiot
See what I mean
haah!
You can’t get drunk in a pub? Thats something for sure
Stop fighting y’all
I would really be happy if the U.K. Would’ve transformed their laws and constitution to be likes the U.S. Constitution ones handing out firearms to their citizens so their citizens could defend their own nation and they shall rid of the Non Sense laws which refered as shenanigans and don’t worry nuclear bombs will be legalized we decide wether it’s legal or illegal to launch nuke to every enemy we’ve known so far like china who will get mad from the fact we’ll capture more oil stations in iran and we’ll have more money than china could’ve ever asked for which could cause world war 3 and russia will wait in the corner watching it and waiting for the right time to join while million of chinese people die making india become the biggest country in the future by 2050 means wolrd war 3 estimated to be anytime from 2024 to 2050
ummmmm aktchually, there’s only >>>NIIIINNEEEE<<< laws in this article!! hmph, showed you B).
It is illegal in the UK to publish the eighth-ranked weird UK law, which is that it is illegal in the UK to publish the eighth-ranked weird UK law.
Fortunately, I am not located in the UK.